1- Find the book nearest to you, go to page 18, find line 4:
"possibility won't exist because you'll have" Chicken Soup for the African American Soul (It's for school, I left it by the computer)

2- Stretch out your left arm as far as you can:
I feel really weak right now...not to mention my joints suck!

3- Last thing you watched on TV?:
Futurama (I heard somewhere they are going to make more episodes...OhYeah!)

4- Without looking, what time is it?:
11:07

5- Now, what is the actual time?:
11:07!!! It was really11:05 but I got mad because I was wrong and changed it

6- Without the computer, what do you hear?:
My Cat: She is trying to kill a plastic bug...

7- When did you last step outside?:
sometime last week..isn't that sad?

8- Before you took this survey, what did you look at?:
wonderful artwork

9- What are you wearing?:
sweatpants and my necklace. Nothing Else!

10- Did you dream last night?:
I can only remember a few abstract moments of pain

11- When did you last laugh?
I'm laughing right now...not sure why though? is that a bad sign?

12- What is on the walls in the room you are in?:
some random famous artwork, a calander, Murphy's Law and christmas lights (They have been there since last year).

13- See anything weird lately?:
a dying hobo...oh wait, that was me, damn I look terrible

14- What do you think of this quiz?:
It passes the time untill I die...

15- What is the last film you saw?:
Dogma, it's an awesome movie!

16- If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you do?:
Invest, Invest, Invest and spend the rest of my life on my various hobbies...don't you dare call me selfish!

17- Tell me something I don't know about you:
I'm actually not evil...Suprise!!! (I know this fact will shock many of you!)

18- If you could do one thing about the world without guilt or politics:
spread the wealth and privilage of North America with the rest of the world, so we can all be reasonably happy

19- Do you like to dance?
Yes, but you will never see me do it...

20-Geroge Bush:
The feces created when shame ate too much stupidity!

21- Imagine your first child is a girl, what is her name?:
Nicole, it's a long story!

22- Imagine you first child is a boy, what is his name?:
Rand...please don't laugh at me

23- Would you consider living abroad?:
New Zealand

24- What do you want God to say to you when you reach heaven?:
Doesn't matter...I will get to chill with Satan so...

25. Tag six people who must do this in their journal:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's not going to happen!